The Future of Apple

Sometimes, a moment comes along, and you just have to document it. Your baby's first steps, her first haircut, or the time she drooled a near-perfect Apple Corp. logo while sleeping.

Yes, you can have your Mother Teresa cinnamon bun, or your Virgin Mary waterstain, just like recognizing the next Dalai Lama, my daughter Ilana will grow up to be the next Steve Jobs based on this amazing skill...

So Apple board members, you should just put Ilana on retainer right now, for the prophecy has now come true (or at least can you send us a MacBook Pro, 160GB iPod and an 8GB iPhone?).